The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!