- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

Pointless Super Powers