The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to die at will

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!