- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to misspell

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to see oxygen.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to make water expire.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"