The Power of Anti-Sex

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Nothing

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!