The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the ability to levitate

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!