The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of being aquaman.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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mint berry crunch

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!