- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be born again

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the ability to levitate

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power of hindsight

The power to touch your toes

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Pointless Super Powers