- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to jizz money

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to be born again

The power to eat three times a day.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the ability to levitate

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to (place useless super power here)

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to ignore useful information

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

Pointless Super Powers