- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

the ability to see through air

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power of being aquaman.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power of having two left hands.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to buy free things.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The ability to count to potato

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to convert metric to imperial

Nothing

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to self destruct

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

Pointless Super Powers