- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to rotten food.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to die instantly

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to turn retarted

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the power to get drunk you are needed

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to summon a pen, once

Pointless Super Powers