The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to be born again

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!