The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of hindsight

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The power to touch your toes

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the ability to levitate

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to get arrested

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!