The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!