the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to buy free things.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!