- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to touch your toes

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to get arrested

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to make water expire.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

being black

Pointless Super Powers