The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to microwave bread

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The ability to count to potato

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!