The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the ability to levitate

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The power of hindsight

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to get arrested

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!