The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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i love to make shit brix

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!