the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power drown in water

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!