- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to be normal and average

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to read your own mind

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to levitate

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Pointless Super Powers