The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to look TV

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!