The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!