- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to count to potato

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

75% levitation

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

Pointless Super Powers