- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to ignore useful information

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to pull open push only doors

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

being black

To change your eye colour when ever you want

Pointless Super Powers