The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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cry acid tears

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!