The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!