The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power of hindsight

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!