The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to predict the present

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!