The power of having the highest rated comment

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to divide by 0

thumb_up thumb_down +128

the power to ejaculate lava.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to self destruct

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

thumb_up thumb_down +110

i love to make shit brix

thumb_up thumb_down +110

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to shrink boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +108

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!