- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to even

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to get arrested

The power to not finish your....

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to be asleep while in bed

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

Pointless Super Powers