- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The ability to count to potato

The power to divide by 0

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to self destruct

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to see in black and white at will.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to die

The power to have really sweaty palms.

Pointless Super Powers