- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to even

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to get arrested

The power to not finish your....

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

the power to summon a massive midget

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

Pointless Super Powers