- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to divide by 0

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

75% levitation

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

i love to make shit brix

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to read your own mind

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers