The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to count to infinity.

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blindness

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!