The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!