The power to touch your toes

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!