- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to wish you had a power

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Pointless Super Powers