- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to jump face first

The power to never come into existence

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

blindness

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to count to potato

the ability to command watermelons

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

the power to ejaculate lava.

Pointless Super Powers