- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

the ability to see through air

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to divide by 0

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

mint berry crunch

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

Pointless Super Powers