The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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75% levitation

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to even

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!