To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to predict the present

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!