The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!