- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to be oppressed by everything

the ability to command watermelons

The power to divide by 0

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to self destruct

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to read your own mind

the power to jizz money

Pointless Super Powers