The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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blindness

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!