- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to break bones at will.

the power to turn retarted

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Vanilla scented blood

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to lower your own ego.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to stop masturbating every day

Pointless Super Powers