The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to sit

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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power to fart through your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!