The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to be heard in space

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to sit

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to jump face first

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!