All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!