The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to jump face first

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!